reasons a waterproof flexible keyboard is exactly what you want for your birthday

Surya just asked me WHY I got a flexible waterproof keyboard in the first place. Why WOULDN’T you want a flexible waterproof keyboard? JEEZ! I couldn’t think of reasons when she asked me, but now I can give you a whole list:

1. What if there’s a flood? The whole computer will die, but the keyboard will keep the memories alive
2. It’s light, so you can take it places, don’t ask why, it’s just cool (H)
3. If you get angry, you can scrunch it up and it won’t break :D
4. You don’t have to press as hard on it. Do you know how annoying the non-flexible-waterproof one was?!
5. It makes a funny sound when it falls
6. It smells like... rubber
7. You can clean it if like... stuff falls in it
8. It fits on a my head like a hat, and the judge people’s ‘hair’
9. It feels nice
10. You can hold it with the tips of two fingers
11. Lots of people want it, so I feel COOL
12. It sounds nice when you type
13. There’s a big key/ light on the left that lights up when you’re using caps lock
14. You can see the insides
15. Fold it in half... AND in quarters
16. There are two ‘space’ keys, four ‘shift’ keys and two ‘enter’ keys
17. It is black
18. There are lots of circle things at the back
19. The lady at the shop/stall said it’s very popular
20. It’s just so AWESOME!!!



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